爆笑--史上最强的中式英语

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿 　　

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2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 　　

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3．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 　

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

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4．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

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5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

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6．you me you me

彼此彼此 　　

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7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

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8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之，不知为不知…

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9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

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10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

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11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

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12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

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13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

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14．go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

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15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

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16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

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17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

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18．you have two down son

你有两下子。

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19.好好学习，天天向上：

good good study,day day up!

要教坏人的。。。

据说我小学同学录上就有最后一句，，

考试中

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问答题。。--

如果你目击了场车祸。然后警察请你讲述，请用英语作答。

one car come one car go to car pengpeng one car die

我记得是 one car come one car go, two car pengpeng one man die

版本不一样。。。

哈哈　

为什么你们这么乐呢?这里教英语呢,不许乐,我再参详参详..

恩恩

严肃严肃

太经典的中式英语了。

我看那些外国人都看不懂。

ni hao ~

wo shi lao yao ~

ni hao ma ?

wo shuo de shi zhong guo ying yu ~

ou ye ~

wo hao shuai o ~

额~~~

我无语了~~

让我翻译了好久

汗

one car come one car go, two car pengpeng one man die

呵呵，好好笑哦，这是我第一次听这个