在Mtime一好友那看到的，很搞笑

没看过的一起看看

看过的就再笑一次吧

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1． we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

2． how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3． you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you

　　have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

6．“Handsome Year, Morning Die”（英年早逝）；

Good good study, Day day up (毛泽东的题词“好好学习，天天向上”；

American Chinese not enough （美中不足）；

Heart Flower Angry Open （心花怒放 ）等等。

7． You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知…

9． WATCH SISTER 表妹

10． The King who is fucking is son of The King who has fucked.

　　　翻译：金正日是金日成的儿子。

11． go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过

12． 小明：I am sorry!

　　 老外：I am sorry too!

　　 小明：I am sorry three!

　　 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　 小明：I am sorry five!

13． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

　　 要钱没有，要命一条

14． I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

15． you have two down son。 你有两下子。

16． as far as you go to die 有多远，死多远！！！！

27． I give you face you don’t want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

　　 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

28.do morning fuck(做早操）;做课间操:do class between fuck

29.雇主 how much do you want a month?

　 保姆：800 yuan, eat you, sleep you

30.肯德基的广告: In China ,we do chicken right!有强人翻译:在中国,我们做鸡是对的!

31.see see see, see what see?!

　　one more see, I will give you some color to see see!

沙发抢完再看

see see see, see what see?!

　　one more see, I will give you some color to see see!

哈哈.................................

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you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

say say say you love me，不顾一切，狠狠爱~~~~

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